Molly King a DJ from The Hawk's sister station loves Bubble wrap so I decided to surprise her. Check out the video...
As I was unwrapping a box of martini glasses today I found one of favorite items in the world...bubble wrap. Even tho I was at work, it's bnuble wrap!!! Everyone loves to pop bubble wrap!!!So off to my office I went to enjoy the soothing sounds of popping bubbles. I figured I'd start at the corner and work my way thru the whole sheet, all the while knowing that 10 seconds into it I would try to pop them all at once like a man deserted in the desert trying to squeeze the last drop of H2O from a canteen.
So with my thumb and index finger ready...I commence to popping. BUT WAIT!!!! THERE IS NO SOUND!!! WTF!!!! After some careful inspection it soon became clear the bubbles were interconnected through a network of little tunnels. These bubbles were unpoppable!!!! I never thought I would ever catch myself saying those four words, as one of the defining characteristics of a bubble is its inherent ability to be popped. Yet here they were...unpoppable bubbles.
What kind of sick individual actually spent time thinking up & creating such an evil device?!?! Whoever it is now resides in the deepest part of my hatred, along with Carrot top and Bin Laden. I must shelter the younglings... adolescence without bubble wrap simply isn't right and could possibly cause permanent damage.
I suppose breakables will make it to their destinations unbroken..but at what cost?!?! We must stop this before it gets epedemic proportions. Do your part and ask when shipping to only use poppable bubble wrap. If they send you the unpoppable kind, destroy whatever they sent you and say it was because their packaging was inadequate!!!
What's next...undrinkable cocktails?????
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