Monday, April 27, 2009

Sox Sweep Yanks - Ellsbury Steals Home!!! WATCH THE VIDEO



WOW!! What a great weekend for Red Sox Nation!!!! Can you say SWEEP?!?!?! Plus how about Jacoby Ellsbury...STEALS HOME!!!!! Checkout video.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

REMEMBER CARL FROM CADDYSHACK???


Carl could have used THE RODENATOR PRO...
Recently, officials in Spokane, Washington, noticed that a city park had become overrun with squirrels, which were tearing up the park's grounds. So the Spokane Parks and Recreation Department bought a machine . . . called the RODENATOR PRO . . . which allows them to keep the squirrel population in check . . . by BLOWING THE SQUIRRELS UP!!!

How does this baby work???? Well, basically, the Rodenator Pro has a wand which pumps propane and oxygen into underground tunnels built by squirrels and other rodents. Then it creates an electric spark, which causes an EXPLOSION that kills anything unfortunate enough to be inside the tunnel at the time.

Check the RODENATOR PRO in action...

THOUGHTS?????

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

CAN YOUR PERSONALITY AFFECT HOW LONG YOU LIVE???


If you want to live a long, rewarding life . . . and who doesn't? . . . then you might want to try and relax a little. Here's why . . .

Researchers at Boston University Medical Center wanted to find out which qualities lead to a longer life. But instead of just testing really old people, they got personality profiles from 246 people whose parents lived to be 100.

The logic was that if personality traits are passed on from generation to generation . . . then personality profiles of people whose parents had lived long, healthy lives could help determine which traits lead to a longer lifespan.


So what did the researchers learn?

Well according to the study, the people who live the longest lives tend to be MORE outgoing, MORE agreeable . . . and LESS neurotic. Why?

It's because people who are less neurotic handle STRESS better.
A guy named Thomas Perls led the study. He says, quote, "We've seen centenarians go through huge amounts of stress, and time and time again they've shown us how . . . it doesn't get to them."
In other words, if you want to live a long life . . . you need to learn to chill out.
Use this calculator to figure out how long you'll live

Monday, April 13, 2009

FIRST 4 ALWAYS FASTER...

Why is it that the first 4 hours of the day fly by and the last 4 drag by so slowly? 4 hours is 4 hours no matter what time of the day it is...A ton of feathers weighs the same as a ton of gold.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?????